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I'm outside the f%*king exclusion zone!
-- Captain of the Belgrano
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What a place to plant a f%*king tree!
-- Marc Bolan
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Heads are going to f%*king roll!
-- Anne Boleyn
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What the f%*k did you do that for Brutus?
-- Caesar
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The f%*king throttle is stuck!
-- Donald Campbell
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Who let that f%*king woman drive?
-- Space shuttle Captain
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Look at all those f%*king Indians!
-- General Custer
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I f%*king said a BUD light!
-- Joan D'Arc
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Any f%*ker can understan that!
-- Albert Einstein
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What arrow?
-- King Herald of England
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Who the f%*k needs more than 640K?
-- Bill Gates
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What kind of f%*king ring is this anyway?
-- Gollum
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It's all f%*king Greek to me.
-- Alexander the Great
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Watch him, he'll have some f%*kers eye out!
-- King Harold
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What the f%*k was that?
-- Mayor of Hiroshima
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This is no f%*king joke!
-- Adolf Hitler
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That's entertainment.
-- Vlad the Impaler
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Okay guys, let me down. I was only kidding.
-- Jesus
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Mein Hund hat keine nase. Wie Riecht er? Furchtbar!
-- Hitler's Pre-War Joke
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That's not a real f%*king gun!
-- John Lennon
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F%*king cops!
-- Rodney King
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I thought i could smell f%*king petrol!
-- Nikki Louda
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You want WHAT on the f%*king ceiling?
-- Michaelangelo
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Lets surprise them with no f%*king tactics.
-- Napoleon, at Waterloo
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She's just a f%*king secratery!
-- Cecil Parkinson (UK MP)
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Who's f%*king going to know?
-- President Nixon
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What the f%*k have i done?
-- Robert Oppenheimer
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In the end, f%*king gravity wins.
-- Dolly Parton
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What the f%*k am i looking at?
-- Blind Pew
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It f%*king looks just like her!
-- Picasso
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How the f%*k did you work that out?
-- Pythagoras
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I f%*king drank what?
-- Socrates
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I'll be Bach.
-- Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
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Where's all that f%*king water coming from?
-- Captain of the Titanic
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F%*king society really is to blame.
-- Oliver Twist
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That was not a f%*king aspirin!
-- Alice in Wonderland